The Mechanical Contrivium: Cristiano ronaldo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cristiano ronaldo!

  1. If you kiss Cristiano ronaldo for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  2. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Cristiano ronaldo in your ear 700 times.
  3. In his entire life, Cristiano ronaldo will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Cristiano ronaldo!
  5. When Cristiano ronaldo is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Cristiano ronaldo.
  7. It can take Cristiano ronaldo several days to move just through one tree.
  8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Cristiano ronaldo.
  9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Cristiano ronaldo floating in their swimming pools!
  10. Cristiano ronaldo is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

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